Things Girls Say...!

Here's a list of "funnies" my Sensei sent to me, and it made me think about how I know as women, we've got a million more! Read, enjoy, and add your own! ;-)

1 - Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. NOT! Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
 

2 - Some people really suck. Avoid them.
 

3 - Just...STOP. Because the more you talk, the stupider you sound.
 

4 - If I really was a Career Bitch, I'd make your life a living hell, but instead I'll just sit back and watch you do it yourself.
 

5 - LIfe is about KICKING ASS, not KISSING it!
 

6 - People think I'm shy because I'm so quiet, but really I've been silently judging them from afar, and determining that they're all bloody idiots.
 

7 - Honey - you're not fat...you're just easier to see!
 

8 - Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by idiots.
 

9 - I may be a Career Bitch - but at least I'm honest about it!
 

10 - Look -- here's a picture of how much I care:  .  Yeah - it's blank on purpose.

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